LOL

Sometimes (very rarely) there’s something in the video game world that makes me laugh.

I didn’t laugh at Bus Simulator (which I played), or Farming Simulator (which I also played, 2011 and 2013) or Euro Truck Simulator 2 (I’ve been playing truck simulators since…well, since Hard Truck 2)

But Goat Simulator made me laugh, but not because I find it ridiculous. (I’m 27, my first games were on a NES, games with far-fetched base ideas are what gaming was all about before 2000)

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So…

After not posting anything in 2013 (and a good part of 2012), here I am posting a bunch of stuff suddenly.

Truth is, 2013 was probably (as far as hobby stuff) the worst year ever.

In a list:

  1. I didn’t write anything in this blog.
  2. Lack of updates completely fucked my “Adults only” website, had to close it as I had no money to renew hosting and domain. Talking about that, did I ever disclose what kind of website it was? Try to guess, I like anime and spent some time on my teen years playing eroge (some 12-14 years ago). Yeah, it was an hentai website, since the visitors were 80%+ Japanese I guess it had good content for the niche. :D
  3. As mentioned before, no shitty short films. Hence, no video editing, nor playing around with VFX or SFX. No writing scripts either.
  4. No game development stuff, includes:
  • No 3D modelling of anything
  • No playing around with music software
  • No programming in whatever language
  • No writing scripts (kinda overlaps with scripts for the shitty short films, no?)

 

It’s almost as if I holed up in my room and didn’t do anything for an entire year. To be honest, that’s not completely wrong.

Listening to: Johnny Cash - Solitary Man

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Interesting

So, as I said sometime ago (somewhere in 2012), I like to make shitty 0€ budget short films on my free time.

Mostly we base the idea on some well known film and 0 budget the shit out of it.

That activity has been pretty much dead for a while

But a week ago, I started having ideas for a short based on “The Thing” (1982), except 0 budgeted to death and with only one actor.

So for the intro, I grab Blender and start to mock-up a little spaceship (you know, like in “The Thing”).

Little big problem, in the year that I spent not using blender (or any other 3D package) I pretty much forgot everything (as little as it was) that I knew about 3D modelling.

Ain’t that great?

Listening to: Kenji Ohtsuki - Odoru Dame Ningen

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Nothing interesting

Nothing interesting to write about, as usual, so I’ll just head to “Video Game Name Generator” and generate names.

And write the ones I find interesting concepts, funny names on this post.

List:

  • Jack Thompson’s Porn Lord
  • Drug-Induced Fashion Fever -> a good synopsis of the fashion world.
  • Hardcore Bongo in Africa -> Tribal guys playing drums, hardcore!!!
  • Erotic Equestrian Hell -> Horses being erotic, it’s hell.
  • Hillbilly Programming Stars -> In the vein of GameDev Story, but with stereotypical Hillbillies.
  • Death-Defying Wedding with Friends
  • Heavy Metal UFO Mayhem

 

Also found a good one for a Dev team:

Retarded Llama Interactive

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dot.tk *bleep* you

So, after using them for a little over three years, if I’m not wrong, for a domain that pretty much only gets hits from the uptime monitoring services (true story, brah), alas the domain just suddenly disappears from the control panel at dot.tk and when I try to re-register it I get a message that vortex69.tk is a “special domain” or whatever the hell, as it contains “words that were identified as having a great value”, monetary value that is, from a site that gets 1 hit every month (if I exclude the uptime thingies).

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Ranty rants: Mass Effect

And here it is, I guess I have time while I’m copying ~50GB of stuff.

Keep in mind this is not a very serious rant, it’s mostly for comic effects (I’m a bad comic, so…beware).

For now I can only rant about ME1, as it’s the only one I finished.

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And finally…

I got rid of my old and very very slow GeForce 8500GT (with a 64 bit memory bus, which basically meant it was a rebadged 8400GS) and got an equally old, cheap but not so slow Radeon HD3850 (only 256MB of ram, but that’s what I could find on my nearly non existing budget).

Which means I can play games again. Sure, it is still and old and outdated graphic card, but it’s night and day performance wise.

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After a long slumber…

I arise again!!!

At least for a little while.

So as of late (since January) I’ve been, together with a good friend, working on some short films (all under 20 minutes) mostly to waste free time on the weekend. This is shitty, 0€ budget and no equipment kind of film stuff, it’s really just to waste time.

This post is to describe my experience with motherfucking Youtube’s “Content ID” thingie.

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The (not so) amusing ramblings…

…of someone who compiles Blender from the svn.

So, yesterday I decided that I wanted to use VC++ 2010 Express to compile blender, instead of 2008 and off I went, installed all the stuff (WinSDK 7.1 took a bit of work to get working) and…

Scons didn’t work with 2010…OK, off to CMake and…it kinda worked.

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Must…post…something…

So, just finished watching “A Tale of Two Sisters”, nearly fell asleep in the middle of it.

The film can be summed up to: Step mother (Eun-joo) and sister (Soo-mi) are complete cunts, thanks to that the other sister  (Soo-yeon) dies in a freak accident involving a closet and her mother (who was dead inside the closet), cunt sister goes crazy. Everything else are the intricate fantasies of a crazy cunt (Soo-mi) trying to run away from guilt and responsibility. The End.

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