Found this image in my screenshots folder. I guess I had it there because I planned to do a small rant about it, somewhere last year.
But I didn’t.
So I’ll do it today.
Yours truly succumbed to the cheapness and acquired some condoms on eBay, sometime last year.
Tell me, how do you react to this:
“What? I see nothing wrong!”
Look closer.
I mean…there may or may not be pictures of my private parts on a few dozen smartphones around the continent.
Perhaps even in a few web servers around the world.
They even tell me to show-off what I have. They know fully well what they are talking about!
But still, somehow, I’m kinda shy about posting them photos on an eBay review (or whatever that was)
P.S.: yes, I went through the trouble of censoring the listing title so the detail that the condoms are Pasante King Size condoms doesn’t come off as bragging.
P.P.S.: yes, I did the P.S. just to rub that detail in readers faces. The detail that I took the time to censor the title of course, not any other detail you might think I’m talking about.