This time it could almost make me click it, it now knows what to use to get my attention.
I clearly didn’t care about the typical spam:
My penis’ hardness is just fine.
Thanks to Charles Bronson’s penis exercise regime in Solitary Fitness. (I’m joking, I can’t say if it works or not, although I do have the book)
But, like 99% of men, I wouldn’t say no to a bit of extra length and thickness.
I’m used to being poor and my dreams and wishes amount to a few years’ salary.
$5000 would just scratch the surface.
And I hate being in debt.
But this time…this time the spammer almost got me.
Didn’t get my overzealous spam filter, but almost got me, well it did what is probably the hardest part: caught my eye while I was browsing my spam folder.
“Oh, look at these fuckers, they are giving free…”
“Knives? For free?! Now I gotta click it.”
I love knives.
“Needle? Bah, that’s not my kind of blade.”
*delete*
Well played spammers, well played. One day you’ll get me.
End of the post.