Objection!!

Been replaying some old-ish games (am I not always doing that?)

Right now I’m replaying Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney, I love this game, the mix of serious and silly is great.

(180 words)

I’m now on the second case.
Where Phoenix Wright has to defend Maya, the sister of his former boss, Mia.
Why former?

It’s cognizant nigga, cognizant. (yes, I know it ties up with the character that does what it does)

Hell, I can only muster one single, short comment:

As I said, I love this game, but there’s one thing that makes me go:

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…”

Which has nothing to do with the game per se, it’s the age rating it had:

Japan: >12 years old
USA: >13 years old
Europe: >7 years old

What the hell Europe?
Seven year olds playing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney?

A game that in it’s very first case has the murder…

Of a slut with multiple sugar daddies who’s stringing along some poor idiot. (Butz)

I mean, it might be a normal circumstance in the modern world, but let kids keep their innocence a slight bit longer!

That is all.

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