So this time I’ll do something I rarely do: use copious amounts of images.
You can buy the game at DLSite (~US$10, do it if you want to support the devs)
The English translation is…so-so at best, mostly due to grammatical errors and some bad phrasing. It’s a bit Engrish.
(technically, I’m not evaluating the translation, as I don’t understand Japanese)
Examples:
And so on…
The main character (henceforth MC) loves alpacas…his most beloved thing, after his girlfriend.
He actually says it.
Moving on… (spoilers may abound henceforth)
That’s…slightly odd.
And his girlfriend decides to go to “Alpaca Kingdom” with him on her birthday, a place they can both enjoy, she says.
The MC obviously loved the idea.
Ah, yes, Universe’s great mysteries, no doubt.
Finally they get to “Alpaca Kingdom”
As you already understood the MC is crazy for Alpacas. (cute animals if you ask me and they don’t spit as much as llamas)
The game is your average ‘cutesy’ boyfriend and girlfriend going out, pretty light, all ages rating, with the obvious twist. (this kind of game is nice sometimes)
And…
A question that should never be asked.
So, back home they go.
Something strange with that voice.
And that might be the problem…
Laughed my ass off right there, the voice makes it even more laughable.
Believe it or not, this was quite a shock for the MC, who goes straight home and well, as a nicely shocked person he didn’t eat, wash his teeth, turn the light on or shower. All he could think of was: “This is just a dream, when I wake up, everything will become normal again.”
He was wrong.
See, he was wrong.
And now the MC decides to start gathering information, do other people notice the alpaca? How does the alpaca solve mathematical equations? How does it high jump?
But more important…How does it play the violin?
Due to school club matters he ends up going to Yukari’s (alpaca girlfriend) house.
And…
Oh, my…
Yes Kazuma (MC), that’s exactly what she wants.
And that’s enough or I’ll end up screenshoting the entire game and putting it here.
So, if you have US$10 collecting dust somewhere and you can laugh at this kind of humour, buy the game. It is pretty obviously a low budget gag game, but it’s kinda fun.
I guess that if a girlfriend ever asks me “If I became a xxxxx, would you still love me?” I’ll just answer “No!”.
End of rant. Here’s an alpaca high jumping!